Only 5 Days of Christmas!?

I write to you on this extremely windy wintery day….it’s absolutely lovely to me, as I just enjoyed an episode or two, or four, or 20 of ‘Gilmore Girls’ and had a spot of tea.

Earlier this morning, I took it upon myself to shovel my driveway, shower, and get ready for church.  Well, truthfully, I just wanted to see if I could make it to the church, I didn’t actually intend on going to the service today, I had other things on my mind instead.  So crazy, and so heathen-like, I know!

During my prep time for church, I was reminded of one of my absolute favorite TV shows when I was growing up, ‘A Different World’.  It was that episode where Whitley was playing the role of Scrooge and was visiting Christmas Past, Present, and Future.  Anyways, since my favorite time of year is CHRISTmas, I was totally remembering their rendition of the “12 Days of Christmas”.  Hmmm, however, because of their limited amount of time or lack of writing staff, they widdled it down to only 5 days of Christmas.  It is with great joy that I share their 5 days with you, my wonderful friends:

On the 1st day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:

MC Hammer CD

On the 2nd day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:

Two butts a bumping (go back to the first day and add “to my” before the line)

On the 3rd day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:

Three French Kisses (go back to the second and then first day)

On the 4th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:

Four Flunking Freshman (if you don’t get it by now, I cannot help you!)

On the 5th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:

Five Onion Rings……(you know what to do)

Anyways, just thought I would share that with you wonderful people.   Merry CHRISTmas.